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Item Database - Kodaik Turbo IX

Kodaik Turbo IX Icon #38025 This great ground vehicle comes in many shapes and colors. Premium speed, without flight capabilities.
[NODROP]
Flags Visible, Modified Description, Has Rotation, No Drop
Can Carry, Wear
Patch current
QL
27 (interpolated between QL 15 and QL 200)
Change QL:
Type Utility
Slot Hud 1
Value 79189
Equip time 10s
Attack time 10s
Mass 1.5kg
Requirements
Playshift User Playfield type not & 1
User Form == 0 and
User Inside Shadowlands == 0 and
User Attribute 0xad not == 7 and
To Equip User Playfield type not & 1 and
User Vehicle ground >= 128 and
User In battle == 0 and
User Form == 0 and
User Inside Shadowlands == 0 and
User Attribute 0xad not == 7
Effects
On Equip User Modify Run speed 189  
User Change Shape 99468  
User Restrict Action Fighting  
User Change Scale 20  
Comments
Sturmie @ 2004-10-26 11:43
One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat down, opened the box and out popped a leprechaun. The man told the bartender, "I want a pint of beer and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here."
There was man sitting at the end of the bar watching all of this and, after the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he ran down to the end of the bar and spit in the guy's face. Then he ran back.

The guy with the box said, "I'll have another beer and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here."

After the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he again ran to the end of the bar and spit in the man's face, then dashed back.

The guy with the box ordered another beer for himself and another shot for the leprechaun. Again, the after the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he ran down to the end of the bar. But this time the man was waiting for him and he grabbed the leprechaun and held him in the air.

He said, "If you spit in my face again, I'm going to cut your pecker off."

The leprechaun laughed and said, "Leprechauns don't have peckers."

Then the man said, "If you don't have peckers, then how do you pee?"

"By spitting," said the leprechaun.
Sturmie @ 2004-10-26 11:45
Roflberries
Rotender @ 2004-11-10 01:46
poor Sturm. Had to give yourself the roflberries. :(
I'll help you out with a case full of the roofles.
Sturmie @ 2004-11-10 03:29
Hehe, its such a horrible joke ><
Rotender @ 2004-11-10 05:42
I think he might have been lying though.
I've seen a Leprechaun go to town on some dinner rolls before. Now call me a silly n00b but I think you need a pecker for that.
Sturmie @ 2004-11-11 04:41
That makes me hot.
Rotender @ 2004-11-11 05:37
Landing Gear is DOWN! Prepare for teh hotties!!! http://matrix.senecac.on.ca/~rwyanaky/images/bun.jpg
Sturmie @ 2004-11-12 10:19
Zustol @ 2011-04-14 06:51
found this in a team mish chest lol
hannobal @ 2013-05-07 08:30
I bought one of these in 2002 on my first lvl 30ish toon, because i was too poor to afford a yalm... Oh the memories.
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